shore thang

oh snap guidos and guidettes! It's the season 3 premiere of JERSEY SHORE! This show is beyond trashy but I can't turn away from it if I tried. Not really sure how this thing became such a phenomenon and the catalyst for many a frat party theme (fact: one of my pictures from "my year in pics" is from a Jersey Shore party) but I don't hate it. One thing I do hate: the fact that Snooki just "wrote" a "novel." No, I'm serious. There are excerpts online...find them and prepare to die. One of my favorites is "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky." Quality writing right there my friends. M'kay time to go pop some popcorn and get my jersey shore on. Catch ya later juice heads